Odumeje vs Onyeze: Collaboration of ecclesiastical mysticism

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Odumeje vs Onyeze: Collaboration of ecclesiastical mysticism

Azubuike Ihemeje

The highly controversial Ndaboski Odumeje needs no further introduction. His combativeness, his unbridled, unrestrained, and by far undefeatable spirit of modern-day razz and Ecclesiastical violent behaviour were one of the major sources of entertainment on social media during the Covid lockdown and more.

He was actually the chief religious comedian of, in his own, the year chwenty-chwenty. Ndaboboski singularly demystified his kind of religious practitioners, who hitherto would prefer to hide their mysticism away from public view.

For him, there’s absolutely no reason for pretentious deceit. He simply combines traditional religious beliefs with his quasi Christianity, jam jam everything together, and move!

“If you no gree, or say that what he is doing no get head; he’ll cut off your head and add it to whatever he is doing, and it’ll be done, you must yeeerh by force”, was his response to his traducers.

Now enters Prophet Onyeze Jesus, another highly and explicitly diabolical prophet. For all that Ndaboski has already done, stood for, this other one has it, plus much more. You see those things your ‘pastor’ would prefer to do in deep secrecy, this latest version of ‘I don’t care prophet’ will not only perform same in open but also, he’ll make videos of them and post them. This is how far they’ve graduated in making sorcerers, mysticism, and spiritism appear harmless and beneficial, or somewhat to appeal to modernity.

Prophet Onyeze Jesus is the guy behind the viral video of naked people bathing in a river while he sprays some notes of money on them.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your prophets Ndaboski and Onyeze Jesus. The last is not yet heard of them. They met recently. They’ve agreed to collabo. It promises to be entertaining and epic. Keep your fingers crossed.